phonestrumpet:

demonica-dawson:

time-lord-ramnikul:

knitmeapony:

demonhamster:

despotic:

suicidemydarling:

gigantorthemooseking:

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.

Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

This fucking this^^^ 

I’ve always loved this.

I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.

Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.

Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.

I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.

Reblogging again. And again.

(Source: psihoticno-sarkasticna)

phonestrumpet:

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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Latest school library acquisition. #mylibrariansareAWESOME #doctorwho

Every. fucking. morning.

I really want to know the story behind this.

I really want to know the story behind this.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

I don’t care if it’s the day of the fucking test, if someone brings a kitten to class, forget that shit. eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

I don’t care if it’s the day of the fucking test, if someone brings a kitten to class, forget that shit. eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

I don’t care if it’s the day of the fucking test, if someone brings a kitten to class, forget that shit.

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

I don’t care if it’s the day of the fucking test, if someone brings a kitten to class, forget that shit.

dancing-pinky-flower:

bead-bead:

science-geek:

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

This is so true.  About a year ago I made a conscious decision to eat as much whole, unprocessed food as possible.  I bought as much fresh fruit as I could while it was in season to snack on.  

My grocery bill immediately doubled.  

And yet, that’s nothing compared to what people who live in grocery deserts would pay.  When I stop at a convenience store, they are selling fruits and vegetables for double what you’d pay in a supermarket.  In places where these stores are the only option, people can stretch their money farther by purchasing “junk” food.

Double and more if you go organic. It’s crazy. And? I got diabetes from “eating cheap.” We were trying to cut back on expenses and ate tons of pasta, potatoes and rice with veggies and meat as a condiment. My sugars tipped over the line in about 3 months.

I work at a grocery store that has a wide variety of organic foods as a cashier. I had a bill yesterday for about $300 and one on Saturday that hit $600. This is not a game. 

abbythenormalone:

fortheloveofneps:

marththebland:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????
THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING 

captainmjolnir:

variablejabberwocky:

hypotheticalwoman:

3rdrudy:

emerald-observance:

3rdrudy:

imsarahcate:

3rdrudy:

timewarp-grrrl:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

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Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens

We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.

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Nobody was expecting us

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Oh, god, Monty Python spam…

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finally a fandom hijack I can get behind

(Source: icelikelollies)